Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Ugly Truth

Dear SDCians..

Share you with smtg that I learned from the movie, "The Ugly Truth". No need to accept totally, but can be considerate.

4 Rules during a new date:

Rule 1# Never criticise

Rule 2# Laugh whatever the person said. A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm. A fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all.

Rule 3# People are very visual. Check on your dress. Why? You make look very attractive but you are completely inaccesible.

Rule 4# Never talk about your problem coz people never really care on the first date.

The Ugly Truth:

A: " You in love with me, why?"

B: " You beat the shit out of me, but I am"

The Ugly Truth on Bed:

A: " Am I really that good or You just faking on it"

B: " You'll never really know"

Enjoy watching if you have not do so ;)

-Live with Passion-

1 comment:

Vero said...

I heard he said men are very visual and men don't care about the other person's problems.